Top 20 Funniest Misquoted Lyrics 2017 and Messed Up Lyrics Tshirts at Fat Cat Empire

We are huge music lovers here at Fat Cat Empire.  Our vinyl collection is pretty great.  Nothing is more hilarious that hearing someone singing tunes at the top of their lungs with the wrong words.  Do you tell them???   nah!  don’t spoil the fun.  

Here is a list of our top 20 favorite lyric misquotes at Fat Cat Empire:

  1. Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Money —“Two Chicks and a Pair of Dice”
  2. Beast of Burden by The Rolling Stones —“I’ll Never Leave Your Pizza Burning”
  3. Like a Virgin by Madonna — “Like a Virgin, Touched for the 31st Time”
  4. Tiny Dancer by Elton John — “Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza”
  5. Purple Haze by Jimi Hendricks — “Scuse Me, While I Kiss This Guy”
  6. Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds by The Beatles — “The Girl with Colitis Goes By”
  7. Dancing Queen by Abba — “See That Girl, Watch Her Scream, Kicking the Dancing Queen”
  8. Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes — “She’s Got Bette Davis Thighsssss”
  9. Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi — “It Doesn’t Matter if We’re Naked or Not”
  10. We Will Rock You by Queen — “Kicking Your Cat All Over the Place”
  11. Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot — “I Like Big Butts in a Can of Limes”
  12. Africa by Toto — “There’s Nothing That a Hundred Men on Mars Could Ever Do”
  13. Money for Nothing by The Dire Straits “Money for Nothing and the Chips for Free”
  14. Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band — “Wound Up Like Medusa with Hair Rollers in the Night”
  15. We Built This City by Starship — “My Pony Plays the Mamba”
  16. Hotel California by The Eagles — “On a Dark Desert Highway, Cool Whip in My Hair”
  17. Sweet Dreams by the Eurythmics — “Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese”
  18. Rock and Roll All Night by Kiss — “I Want to Rock and Roll all Night and Part of Every Day”
  19. Take A Chance on Me by Abba — “If You Change Your Mind (Jackie Chan!), I’m the First in Line (Jackie Chan!)”
  20. Santa Monica by Everclear — “I’m Still Living with your Goat”

These are our 3 favorite missteps of all times, set perfectly to tshirt for your viewing pleasure! We aren’t even going to tell you what the correct lyrics are, because, well….you really should know!  Click on the shirts to visit our  shop!

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